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Keep Calm and Carry On Union Jack Background Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Carry On Union Jack Background Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This image was taken from the original poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. The font is unusual with a distinct letter R. Unlike many versions of this poster, I used the original image to create my pattern thereby using the same font. This version has the British Union ..

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Keep Calm and Cross Stitch iPhone Case Easy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Cross Stitch iPhone Case Easy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This is a stitchy version of the British World War II motivational poster scaled to fit on iPhone 6 and 6S or 6+ and 6S+ cases that have a count of at least 37 x 85 or 45 x 99. It was designed to use a silicone case made for cross stitch. The image can be stitched with one color if using a red case.This pattern was hand designed by a profe..

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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern wi..

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Knights Who Say "Ni" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Knights Who Say "Ni" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Ni!!!A fairly accurate recreation of the helmet of the main knight with the word "Ni" in Old English.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" high when worked on 14 count fabric (70 x 98 stitches) The image is composed of 4 colo..

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Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

My mother tells me her grandfather used to say this. Sounds like he was a pretty smart man.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.E..

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Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern

Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern

The lyrics of "The Lumberjack Song" as sung by Michael Palin and the rest of the Pythons from the ninth episode "The Ant: An Introduction". The background is a reproduction of the plaid shirt worn during the song in the film "And Now for Something Completely Different."This pattern was hand designe..

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Surfer Dude Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Surfer Dude Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This dude is ready to carve some waves. This is a colorful and easy pattern to stitch. The image is composed of only full stitches with no backstitching. Perfect for that surfing guy in you life.Pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is 18" wide by 12" high when worked on 14 count fabric. Image contains 15..

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The 11th Doctor and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

The 11th Doctor and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the eleventh Doctor played by Matt Smith. The front has an often repeated quote, "Bow ties are cool" . The back shows the TARDIS that is used by the 11th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's bow tie. Best of all, it makes a case able ..

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The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The tenth doctor visited New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on New Earth a couple of times. Both times he explained that the proper name was New New...well you know. I imagine that this would be a great souvenir from New New York, especially for the doctor. I had..

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Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

One of my favorite quotes from the great five book trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by the late great Douglas Adams. The text is adorned with the melted clocks from Salvador Dali's painting "The Persistence of Memory". This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pe..

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Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the tenth Doctor. The front has quote from the episode, "Blink", "Wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff" . The back shows the TARDIS that was used by the 10th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's 3D glasses. Best of all, it makes a case abl..

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Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF

Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF

Heh, heh--you said "penis." (in the voice of Beavis or Butt-head).This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" x 5" when worked on 14 count fabric (98 x 70 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.Each pattern contains: ..

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YCOMT Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

YCOMT Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

"You came on my tits" What else could this mean? A lovely subtle little mature sampler. The border may look like flowers to the unobservant, but look a bit more closely and you will see it is an illustration of what the letters mean. The font used also evokes the meaning. I recommend using a co..

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