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The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

The Space Core from Portal 2 in the solar system. He is on his way to visit all of the planets of our solar system as well as Pluto and the Sun (what will he say to the sun? "Hi"). He can also visit Mars' moons, the Galilean moons of Jupiter and the asteroid belt. This can be worked on black aida, or for the more ambitious, the backgroun..

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The Three Stooges Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

The Three Stooges Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Whataya lookin at me for!? A wise guy, eh? This pattern of everyones favorite stooges is from the title card used by Columbia Pictures. The finished image is in black and white, just like their best films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 11 wide x 7.25 high when wo..

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Three Fox Moon Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Three Fox Moon Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Every one knows of the mystical powers of the Three Wolf Moon shirt (if not look at Amazon.com) . As a lover of foxes and a naturally curious person, I want to see if Three Fox Moon would possess similar powers.I invite all of you to help me with this experiment. Stitch this pattern and convo me you..

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Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

One of my favorite quotes from the great five book trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by the late great Douglas Adams. The text is adorned with the melted clocks from Salvador Dali's painting "The Persistence of Memory". This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pers..

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Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF Download

Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF Download

Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the tenth Doctor. The front has quote from the episode, "Blink", "Wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff" . The back shows the TARDIS that was used by the 10th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's 3D glasses. Best of all, it makes a case able ..

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Toxic Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Toxic Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The piece can be stitched with or without the text, depends on how subtle you want to be.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8" wide..

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Trailer Park Boys Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Trailer Park Boys Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Undoubtedly one of the funniest shows to come out of Canada in recent years! This pattern shows the boys in one of their more peaceful moments. Julian is ready for anything, holding a gun and his ever present drink. Ricky has his smoke and Bubbles is just his adorable self.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pe..

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Vampire Dalek Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Vampire Dalek Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Just when you thought a dalek couldn't get any more threatening, he has. Introducing the vampire dalek. His fangs are on his sucker arm and he is wearing the traditional Dracula style cape. What would a vampire dalek say? "Exsanguinate!" of course.This pattern was hand designed by a professional a..

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What Would Hunter S Thompson Do Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

What Would Hunter S Thompson Do Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

When the weasels are closing in on you, always ask yourself, "What would Hunter S. Thompson do?" This is a gonzo cross stitch pattern in the style of Hunter's friend and illustrator Ralph Steadman. But we can't stop here, this is bat country!This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/cr..

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When Art and Scifi Collide, Dalik Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

When Art and Scifi Collide, Dalik Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

A Salvador Dali and dalek mix that I like to call a dalik (pronounced "dah-leek"). Basically, it is a dalek with a Salvador Dali mustache and the word "Dalik" at the bottom.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" high when worke..

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When in doubt, Shop Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

When in doubt, Shop Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

This one is for all of you girls out there. Always remember, when in doubt, shop!This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 6" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (83 x 71 stitches) The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT..

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When Sci Fi Shows Collide, The TARDIS in the Transporter Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

When Sci Fi Shows Collide, The TARDIS in the Transporter Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

It could have happened. This is an accurate depiction of both the TARDIS from Doctor Who and the Transporter Room from the original Star Trek series.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 8" high when worked on 14 count fabric (1..

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Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF Download

Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF Download

Heh, heh--you said "penis." (in the voice of Beavis or Butt-head).This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" x 5" when worked on 14 count fabric (98 x 70 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when ..

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Witch of Agnesi Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

Witch of Agnesi Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

A bit of silly geeky fun here. Especially for the mathematicians.The witch of Agnesi is a curve that is defined by using a fixed circle, a point O is placed on the circle. For any other point A on the circle, the line OA is drawn. Point M is opposite to O. Line OA intersects the tangent of M at point..

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YCOMT Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

YCOMT Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download

"You came on my tits" What else could this mean? A lovely subtle little mature sampler. The border may look like flowers to the unobservant, but look a bit more closely and you will see it is an illustration of what the letters mean. The font used also evokes the meaning. I recommend using a colo..

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