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The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The tenth doctor visited New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on New Earth a couple of times. Both times he explained that the proper name was New New...well you know. I imagine that this would be a great souvenir from New New York, especially for the doctor. I had..

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The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Space Core from Portal 2 in the solar system.  He is close to the Earth and our moon, Venus, Mars and its moons, and the Sun (what will he say to the sun? "Hi").  This can be worked on black aida, or for the more ambitious, the background can be stitched.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished siz..

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The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Space Core from Portal 2 in the solar system. He is on his way to visit all of the planets of our solar system as well as Pluto and the Sun (what will he say to the sun? "Hi"). He can also visit Mars' moons, the Galilean moons of Jupiter and the asteroid belt. This can be worked on black aida, or for the more ambitious, the backgroun..

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The Three Stooges Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

The Three Stooges Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Whataya lookin at me for!? A wise guy, eh? This pattern of everyones favorite stooges is from the title card used by Columbia Pictures. The finished image is in black and white, just like their best films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 11 wide x 7.25 high when wo..

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Three Fox Moon Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Three Fox Moon Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Every one knows of the mystical powers of the Three Wolf Moon shirt (if not look at Amazon.com) . As a lover of foxes and a naturally curious person, I want to see if Three Fox Moon would possess similar powers.I invite all of you to help me with this experiment. Stitch this pattern and convo me y..

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Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

One of my favorite quotes from the great five book trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by the late great Douglas Adams. The text is adorned with the melted clocks from Salvador Dali's painting "The Persistence of Memory". This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pe..

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Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Timey Wimey and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the tenth Doctor. The front has quote from the episode, "Blink", "Wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey stuff" . The back shows the TARDIS that was used by the 10th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's 3D glasses. Best of all, it makes a case abl..

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Toxic Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Toxic Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The piece can be stitched with or without the text, depends on how subtle you want to be.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8" wi..

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Trailer Park Boys Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Trailer Park Boys Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Undoubtedly one of the funniest shows to come out of Canada in recent years! This pattern shows the boys in one of their more peaceful moments. Julian is ready for anything, holding a gun and his ever present drink. Ricky has his smoke and Bubbles is just his adorable self.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pe..

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Vampire Dalek Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Vampire Dalek Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Just when you thought a dalek couldn't get any more threatening, he has. Introducing the vampire dalek. His fangs are on his sucker arm and he is wearing the traditional Dracula style cape. What would a vampire dalek say? "Exsanguinate!" of course.This pattern was hand designed by a professional..

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What Would Hunter S Thompson Do Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

What Would Hunter S Thompson Do Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

When the weasels are closing in on you, always ask yourself, "What would Hunter S. Thompson do?" This is a gonzo cross stitch pattern in the style of Hunter's friend and illustrator Ralph Steadman. But we can't stop here, this is bat country!This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/..

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When Art and Scifi Collide, Dalik Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

When Art and Scifi Collide, Dalik Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

A Salvador Dali and dalek mix that I like to call a dalik (pronounced "dah-leek"). Basically, it is a dalek with a Salvador Dali mustache and the word "Dalik" at the bottom.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" high when wor..

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When in doubt, Shop Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

When in doubt, Shop Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This one is for all of you girls out there. Always remember, when in doubt, shop!This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 6" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (83 x 71 stitches) The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A K..

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When Sci Fi Shows Collide, The TARDIS in the Transporter Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

When Sci Fi Shows Collide, The TARDIS in the Transporter Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

It could have happened. This is an accurate depiction of both the TARDIS from Doctor Who and the Transporter Room from the original Star Trek series.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 8" high when worked on 14 count fabric ..

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Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF

Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF

Heh, heh--you said "penis." (in the voice of Beavis or Butt-head).This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" x 5" when worked on 14 count fabric (98 x 70 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.Each pattern contains: ..

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