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Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern

Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern

The lyrics of "The Lumberjack Song" as sung by Michael Palin and the rest of the Pythons from the ninth episode "The Ant: An Introduction". The background is a reproduction of the plaid shirt worn during the song in the film "And Now for Something Completely Different."This pattern was hand designe..

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Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. This is a murder which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, attempted murder, premeditated murder and getting away with mur..

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Phrasing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Phrasing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I did it (phrasing). One of my favorite running jokes on Archer. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" tall x 7" wide when worked on 14 count fabric. The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.Each pattern contains:* Color p..

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Premeditated Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Premeditated Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. So if a gathering of crows was planned, it would be "premeditated murder" which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, murder..

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Radioactive Hazard Sign Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Radioactive Hazard Sign Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The list goes on and on...This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 10" high when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 140 stitc..

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Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern for Shirt Patch PDF

Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern for Shirt Patch PDF

This is a small pattern, perfect for sewing onto a shirt using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 2.75" high when worked on 14 count fabric (42 x 39 stitches) The image is composed of 2 colors. THIS IS NO..

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Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 10" high when worked on 14 count fabric (144 x 144 stitches) The image is composed o..

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Respect My Athoritah Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Respect My Athoritah Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

One of Eric Cartman's most famous quotes in the font style of South Park with Cartman's reflective sunglasses as the background. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 9.5" wide x 4" high when worked on 14 count fabric (134 x 59 stitches) The image is composed of 9 colors. This ..

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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

We all know Rock, Paper, Scissors (rock crushes scissors cut paper covers rock). But adding two more items makes it a bit more random. Logically the additions have to be Spock and Lizard. This pattern explains how it works with pictures and words.This pattern was hand designed by a professional a..

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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Electronics/Phone Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Electronics/Phone Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

We all know Rock, Paper, Scissors (rock crushes scissors cut paper covers rock). But adding two more items makes it a bit more random. Logically the additions have to be Spock and Lizard. This small pattern explains how it works with pictures and words. Best of all, it makes a case able to fit phon..

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ROFLcopter Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

ROFLcopter Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

It's a ROFLCOPTER!!! This is a very easy and quick pattern to stitch. Great for beginners. Can be stitched in any color floss on any color aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10.5" wide x 6.5" high when worked on 14 count fabric..

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Schrodinger's Cat Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Schrodinger's Cat Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This pattern depicts the thought experiment devised in 1935 by Erwin Schrodinger. The experiment was used to illustrate a problem he saw with quantum mechanics. The experiment involves a cat placed in a sealed box and depending on a random event, the cat is either alive or dead. Quantum mechanics..

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Skull and Crossbones for Shirt Patch Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Skull and Crossbones for Shirt Patch Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Classic skull and crossbones in a small design perfect to stitch onto a shirt, hat, you name it. Can be stitched using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 2.75" high when worked on 14 count fabric (41 x 3..

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Surfer Dude Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Surfer Dude Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This dude is ready to carve some waves. This is a colorful and easy pattern to stitch. The image is composed of only full stitches with no backstitching. Perfect for that surfing guy in you life.Pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is 18" wide by 12" high when worked on 14 count fabric. Image contains 15..

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The 11th Doctor and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

The 11th Doctor and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF

Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the eleventh Doctor played by Matt Smith. The front has an often repeated quote, "Bow ties are cool" . The back shows the TARDIS that is used by the 11th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's bow tie. Best of all, it makes a case able ..

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