Humorous
Fun, and often silly cross stitch patterns.
Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The lyrics of "The Lumberjack Song" as sung by Michael Palin and the rest of the Pythons from the ninth episode "The Ant: An Introduction". The background is a reproduction of the plaid shirt worn during the song in the film "And Now for Something Completely Different."This pattern was hand designed ..
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Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. This is a murder which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, attempted murder, premeditated murder and getting away with murde..
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Phrasing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I did it (phrasing). One of my favorite running jokes on Archer. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" tall x 7" wide when worked on 14 count fabric. The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when t..
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Premeditated Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. So if a gathering of crows was planned, it would be "premeditated murder" which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, murder, ..
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Radioactive Hazard Sign Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The list goes on and on...This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 10" high when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 140 stitche..
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Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern for Shirt Patch PDF Download
This is a small pattern, perfect for sewing onto a shirt using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 2.75" high when worked on 14 count fabric (42 x 39 stitches) The image is composed of 2 colors. THIS IS NOT ..
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Radioactive Hazard Trefoil Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" wide x 10" high when worked on 14 count fabric (144 x 144 stitches) The image is composed of ..
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
We all know Rock, Paper, Scissors (rock crushes scissors cut paper covers rock). But adding two more items makes it a bit more random. Logically the additions have to be Spock and Lizard. This pattern explains how it works with pictures and words.This pattern was hand designed by a professional art..
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock Electronics/Phone Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF Download
We all know Rock, Paper, Scissors (rock crushes scissors cut paper covers rock). But adding two more items makes it a bit more random. Logically the additions have to be Spock and Lizard. This small pattern explains how it works with pictures and words. Best of all, it makes a case able to fit phones..
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ROFLcopter Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
It's a ROFLCOPTER!!! This is a very easy and quick pattern to stitch. Great for beginners. Can be stitched in any color floss on any color aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10.5" wide x 6.5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (..
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Schrodinger's Cat Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
This pattern depicts the thought experiment devised in 1935 by Erwin Schrodinger. The experiment was used to illustrate a problem he saw with quantum mechanics. The experiment involves a cat placed in a sealed box and depending on a random event, the cat is either alive or dead. Quantum mechanics w..
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Skull and Crossbones for Shirt Patch Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Classic skull and crossbones in a small design perfect to stitch onto a shirt, hat, you name it. Can be stitched using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 2.75" high when worked on 14 count fabric (41 x 38 ..
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The 11th Doctor and Tardis Phone/Electronics Case Cross Stitch Sewing Pattern PDF Download
Everyone has his favorite Doctor. This is for fans of the eleventh Doctor played by Matt Smith. The front has an often repeated quote, "Bow ties are cool" . The back shows the TARDIS that is used by the 11th Doctor. The front flap has the Doctor's bow tie. Best of all, it makes a case able to..
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The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The tenth doctor visited New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on New Earth a couple of times. Both times he explained that the proper name was New New...well you know. I imagine that this would be a great souvenir from New New York, especially for the doctor. I had t..
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The Space Core in Space Counted Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The Space Core from Portal 2 in the solar system. He is close to the Earth and our moon, Venus, Mars and its moons, and the Sun (what will he say to the sun? "Hi"). This can be worked on black aida, or for the more ambitious, the background can be stitched.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished siz..
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