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Fibonacci's Rabbits Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Fibonacci's Rabbits Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Rabbits, lots of rabbits.This pattern depicts the puzzle posed in 1202 by Leonardo Pisano Bigollo, better known as Fibonacci. In an ideal world a newborn pair of rabbits, one male and one female, are put into a field. They can mate at one month and she can give birth at two months. Each time they..

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Food is Future Feces Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Food is Future Feces Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I don't care how great a cook one is, this is true.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.Each pattern contains: ..

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Getting Away With Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Getting Away With Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. So a group of crows flying away would be "getting away with murder" which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, murder, prem..

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How to Build a Cheeseburger Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

How to Build a Cheeseburger Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

This pattern is an "exploded view" of a cheeseburger. This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked on 14 count fabric (110x170 stitches) THIS ..

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How to Build a Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwich Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

How to Build a Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwich Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

This pattern is an "exploded view" of the staple peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked on 14 count fabr..

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How to Build a Sprinkle Doughnut Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

How to Build a Sprinkle Doughnut Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF

Mmmmm, doughnut!!!! This pattern is an "exploded view" of one of everybody's favorite foods . This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person. Finished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked ..

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I Love You More Than My Own S%#t Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I Love You More Than My Own S%#t Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person.Finished size is approximately 8.75" x 7.5" when worked on 14 count fabric (120 x 103 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.Each pattern contains: ..

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I Want You to Lose The Game Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I Want You to Lose The Game Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Made you lose!!! Dang it, made myself lose too!This pattern features the iconic image of a pointing Uncle Sam with the caption, "I want you to lose the game." This is a great way to foil all those people who are playing, just don't look at it yourself, lest you too become a loser.This pattern was ..

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I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

One of my favorite quotes from the tenth Doctor. Underneath the quote is the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (97 x 69 stitches) The image is composed of 6..

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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF

Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF

A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern w..

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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern wi..

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Keep Calm and Put the Kettle On iPhone Case Challenging Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Put the Kettle On iPhone Case Challenging Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This is a small variation of the British World War II motivational poster scaled to fit on iPhone 4, 4G and 4S cases that have a count of at least 33 x 69. The image can be stitched with one color if using a red case.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size..

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Keep Calm and Put the Kettle On iPhone Case Easy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Keep Calm and Put the Kettle On iPhone Case Easy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

This is a small variation of the British World War II motivational poster scaled to fit on iPhone 4, 4G and 4S cases that have a count of at least 33 x 69. The image can be stitched with one color if using a red case.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size..

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Knights Who Say "Ni" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Knights Who Say "Ni" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Ni!!!A fairly accurate recreation of the helmet of the main knight with the word "Ni" in Old English.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" high when worked on 14 count fabric (70 x 98 stitches) The image is composed of 4 colo..

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Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

My mother tells me her grandfather used to say this. Sounds like he was a pretty smart man.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.E..

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