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A Sampler About Nothing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Build your own phrase to describe someone in terms all fans of the now classic comedy Seinfeld will recognize.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11" x 14" when worked on 14 count fabric (154 x 196 stitches) and is composed of 3 colors. T..
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Beer is Living Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The quote has been attributed to Benjamin Franklin. This would make a great gift for the beer lover in your life.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11"x13" when worked on 14 count fabric (153x182 stitches) THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be..
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Blessed are the Geeks Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I've thought for years that the familiar Bible quotation was misinterpreted. At least, this is what I think it should read. The border says "11 cheers for binary!" in ASCII.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when work..
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Blessed are the Gleeks Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
This is for all of the gleeks out there! I've thought for years that the familiar Bible quotation was misinterpreted. At least, this is what I think it should read. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (100 x 72 stitches) ..
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Dead Parrot Sketch Rant Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of funniest things Monty Python performed was the Dead Parrot sketch. This counted cross stitch pattern quotes the full rant issued by John Cleese about the state of his new Norwegian Blue parrot. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately..
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Food is Future Feces Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I don't care how great a cook one is, this is true.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the sale is c..
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I am an American Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
A very patriotic look at what it is to be American. The verse is stitched over a background of a waving flag of the USA and bordered with bands of red, white and blue.Pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is 14" wide by 11" high when worked on 14 count fabric. T..
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I Love You More Than My Own S%#t Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person.Finished size is approximately 8.75" x 7.5" when worked on 14 count fabric (120 x 103 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the..
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I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite quotes from the tenth Doctor. Underneath the quote is the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (97 x 69 stitches) The image is composed of 6 c..
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Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
My mother tells me her grandfather used to say this. Sounds like he was a pretty smart man.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF..
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Monty Python Lumberjack Song Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The lyrics of "The Lumberjack Song" as sung by Michael Palin and the rest of the Pythons from the ninth episode "The Ant: An Introduction". The background is a reproduction of the plaid shirt worn during the song in the film "And Now for Something Completely Different."This pattern was hand designed ..
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Phrasing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I did it (phrasing). One of my favorite running jokes on Archer. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" tall x 7" wide when worked on 14 count fabric. The image is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when t..
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The Doctor I Love (Heart, Heart) New, New, New, New etc. York Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The tenth doctor visited New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York on New Earth a couple of times. Both times he explained that the proper name was New New...well you know. I imagine that this would be a great souvenir from New New York, especially for the doctor. I had t..
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Time is an Illusion Lunchtime Doubly So Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite quotes from the great five book trilogy "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by the late great Douglas Adams. The text is adorned with the melted clocks from Salvador Dali's painting "The Persistence of Memory". This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts pers..
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Whenever you say Happiness, you've said Pe--s Cross Stitch Pattern Mature PDF Download
Heh, heh--you said "penis." (in the voice of Beavis or Butt-head).This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" x 5" when worked on 14 count fabric (98 x 70 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when ..
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