Humorous
Fun, and often silly cross stitch patterns.
Exposure Doesn't Put Food On the Table, Pay Artists Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
For all the artists. We've all had this happen to us, "Make something for me, I won't pay you, but do it for the exposure." This was designed in retaliation to DMC having a contest for cross stitch designs. The prize? Exposure on their site as a free pattern, with no credit given. A bunch of designers flooded their contest with submissions like thi..
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Fibonacci's Rabbits Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Rabbits, lots of rabbits.This pattern depicts the puzzle posed in 1202 by Leonardo Pisano Bigollo, better known as Fibonacci. In an ideal world a newborn pair of rabbits, one male and one female, are put into a field. They can mate at one month and she can give birth at two months. Each time they m..
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Food is Future Feces Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I don't care how great a cook one is, this is true.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the sale is c..
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Getting Away With Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. So a group of crows flying away would be "getting away with murder" which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, murder, premed..
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How to Build a Cheeseburger Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF Download
This pattern is an "exploded view" of a cheeseburger. This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked on 14 count fabric (110x170 stitches) THIS IS..
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How to Build a Peanutbutter and Jelly Sandwich Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF Download
This pattern is an "exploded view" of the staple peanutbutter and jelly sandwich. This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked on 14 count fabric..
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How to Build a Sprinkle Doughnut Cross Stitch Pattern Fun Blueprint PDF Download
Mmmmm, doughnut!!!! This pattern is an "exploded view" of one of everybody's favorite foods . This would be a delightful piece of stitchery to hang in a kitchen or dining area.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person. Finished size is approximately 8"x12" when worked on..
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I Love You More Than My Own S%#t Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person.Finished size is approximately 8.75" x 7.5" when worked on 14 count fabric (120 x 103 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the..
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I Want You to Lose The Game Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Made you lose!!! Dang it, made myself lose too!This pattern features the iconic image of a pointing Uncle Sam with the caption, "I want you to lose the game." This is a great way to foil all those people who are playing, just don't look at it yourself, lest you too become a loser.This pattern was ha..
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I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite quotes from the tenth Doctor. Underneath the quote is the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (97 x 69 stitches) The image is composed of 6 c..
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If I Wanted Exposure, I'd Become a Nudist, Pay Artists Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
For all the artists. We've all had this happen to us, "Make something for me, I won't pay you, but do it for the exposure." This was designed in retaliation to DMC having a contest for cross stitch designs. The prize? Exposure on their site as a free pattern, with no credit given. A bunch of designers flooded their contest with submission..
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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF Download
A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. This pattern was hand designed by a profes..
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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. This pattern was hand designed by a profess..
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Knights Who Say "Ni" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Ni!!!A fairly accurate recreation of the helmet of the main knight with the word "Ni" in Old English.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" high when worked on 14 count fabric (70 x 98 stitches) The image is composed of 4 colors..
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Love is like the Morning Dew Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
My mother tells me her grandfather used to say this. Sounds like he was a pretty smart man.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 5 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF..
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