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A Sampler About Nothing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Build your own phrase to describe someone in terms all fans of the now classic comedy Seinfeld will recognize.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11" x 14" when worked on 14 count fabric (154 x 196 stitches) and is composed of 3 colors. T..
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Anti Vulcan Salute Spoof "Die Quickly In Poverty" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
This is a very logical pattern really. As everyone knows the Vulcan salute means "Live Long and Prosper". Therefore, if the salute were reversed, it must mean "Die Quickly in Poverty".This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" hig..
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As for Me and My House, We Will Serve the Lord Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
A bit of scripture to hang above a door. This is a quote of Joshua 24:15.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 36" wide x 6" high when worked on 14 count fabric (504 x 84 stitches) The image is composed of 8 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the sale is comple..
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Beer is Living Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The quote has been attributed to Benjamin Franklin. This would make a great gift for the beer lover in your life.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11"x13" when worked on 14 count fabric (153x182 stitches) THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be..
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Blessed are the Geeks Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I've thought for years that the familiar Bible quotation was misinterpreted. At least, this is what I think it should read. The border says "11 cheers for binary!" in ASCII.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when work..
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Dead Parrot Sketch Rant Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of funniest things Monty Python performed was the Dead Parrot sketch. This counted cross stitch pattern quotes the full rant issued by John Cleese about the state of his new Norwegian Blue parrot. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately..
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Don't Panic and Carry a Towel Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF Download
Show everyone what a hoopy frood you are with this reminder from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern with or without the background stitches when ordering.This pattern was hand designed..
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Food is Future Feces Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I don't care how great a cook one is, this is true.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10" x 8" when worked on 14 count fabric (140 x 112 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the sale is c..
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Heaven is my Home but I'm not Homesick Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
My mother told me the mother of friend of her's used to say this. I really liked the phrase and thought it was perfect for cross stitch. I can see this made as a pillow or hanging on a wall.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 10.5" wide..
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I am an American Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
A very patriotic look at what it is to be American. The verse is stitched over a background of a waving flag of the USA and bordered with bands of red, white and blue.Pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is 14" wide by 11" high when worked on 14 count fabric. T..
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I Love You More Than My Own S%#t Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite films. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person.Finished size is approximately 8.75" x 7.5" when worked on 14 count fabric (120 x 103 stitches) and is composed of 4 colors. THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be downloadable when the..
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I'd call you a genius, except I'm in the Room Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of my favorite quotes from the tenth Doctor. Underneath the quote is the Doctor's sonic screwdriver.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (97 x 69 stitches) The image is composed of 6 c..
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF Download
This image was taken from the original poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. The font is unusual with a distinct letter R. Unlike many versions of this poster, I used the original image to create my pattern thereby using the same font.The pattern can be stitched on colored fa..
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Keep Calm and Carry On Union Jack Background Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
This image was taken from the original poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. The font is unusual with a distinct letter R. Unlike many versions of this poster, I used the original image to create my pattern thereby using the same font. This version has the British Union Ja..
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Keep Calm and Play Mahjong Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
A fun spoof of the Keep Calm and Carry On poster produced by the British Ministry of Information in 1939. Instead of the normal crown, there are three tiles (dragon, wind and bamboo)The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. This pattern was hand designed by a profess..
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