Humorous
Fun, and often silly cross stitch patterns.
42 Answer to the Question About Life, the Universe and Everything Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
If you aren't color blind, you will be able to see the answer to the question about life, the universe and everything (according to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") This is an accurate reproduction of an Ishihara color test for red/green color blindness.This pattern was hand designed by a prof..
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A Sampler About Nothing Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Build your own phrase to describe someone in terms all fans of the now classic comedy Seinfeld will recognize.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11" x 14" when worked on 14 count fabric (154 x 196 stitches) and is composed of 3 colors. T..
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Anti Vulcan Salute Spoof "Die Quickly In Poverty" Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
This is a very logical pattern really. As everyone knows the Vulcan salute means "Live Long and Prosper". Therefore, if the salute were reversed, it must mean "Die Quickly in Poverty".This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 5" wide x 7" hig..
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Attempted Murder of Crows Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Just a bit of silliness and playing around with words. A group of three or more crows is called a murder. So two crows would be an attempted murder which I've depicted in silhouette. I also have images for other murderous terms listed separately. Such terms as, murder, premeditated murder and getting ..
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Beer is Living Proof That God Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
The quote has been attributed to Benjamin Franklin. This would make a great gift for the beer lover in your life.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 11"x13" when worked on 14 count fabric (153x182 stitches) THIS IS NOT A KIT.PDF will be..
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Biohazard Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The piece can be stitched with or without the text, depends on how subtle you want to be.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 8" wid..
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Biohazard Symbol Cross Stitch Pattern for Shirt Patch PDF Download
This is a small pattern, perfect for sewing onto a shirt using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 2.75 " high when worked on 14 count fabric (41 x 39 stitches) The image is composed of 1 color. THIS IS NOT ..
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Bender's catch phrase from Futurama displayed in the first alien language from the show. The background is a close up of Bender's eyes and top of his head. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts person Finished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when worked on 14 count fabric (98 x 70 stitches) The image is c..
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Blessed are the Geeks Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I've thought for years that the familiar Bible quotation was misinterpreted. At least, this is what I think it should read. The border says "11 cheers for binary!" in ASCII.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 7" wide x 5" high when work..
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Chemical Hazard Symbol Cross Stitch Pattern for Shirt Patch PDF Download
This is a small pattern perfect for sewing onto a shirt using waste canvas or aida.This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 3" wide x 3" high when worked on 14 count fabric (44 x 44 stitches) The image is composed of 3 colors. THIS IS NOT A KI..
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Chemical Hazard Symbol Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
I can think of so many great places to hang this cross stitch--the bathroom, the kitchen, the kids' room. The list goes on and on...This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately 9" wide x 9" high when worked on 14 count fabric (129 x 130 stitches)..
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Dead Parrot Sketch Rant Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
One of funniest things Monty Python performed was the Dead Parrot sketch. This counted cross stitch pattern quotes the full rant issued by John Cleese about the state of his new Norwegian Blue parrot. This pattern was hand designed by a professional artist/crafts personFinished size is approximately..
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Dog Safety Poster In Case of Wet Fur Shake, Drop & Roll Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
While cleaning my dog's house the other day, I was amazed to find a copy of this taped to the wall. I always thought his actions after getting out of the lake were instinctual. Who knew they were actually learned? And how did he get a hold of the tape? I had to share my discovery with you all in t..
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Don't Panic and Carry a Towel Cross Stitch Pattern Easy PDF Download
Show everyone what a hoopy frood you are with this reminder from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern with or without the background stitches when ordering.This pattern was hand designed..
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Don't Panic and Carry a Towel Cross Stitch Pattern PDF Download
Show everyone what a hoopy frood you are with this reminder from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The pattern can be stitched on colored fabric or the background can be sewn. Please specify if you want the pattern with or without the background stitches when ordering.This pattern was hand design..
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